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Pudgie Walsh called last week. "I can't picture you with a cell phone, Pudgie."
"Oh, I love my cell phone," Pudgie replied. "Right now I'm umpiring a game in the Flatlands Softball League. 'You're out.' Sorry about that, Mighty. Close play at first base."
"I doubt you called to give me play-by-play of a softball game, Pudgie, so what's the real reason you called?"
"I'm inviting you to the Thomas Elsasser Football Classic on Saturday the 28th at Kingsbay Field. The Brooklyn Mariners host the N.J. Wolves." Editor's note: The Thomas R. Elsasser Fund was established in 1992 to support the families of NYC firefighters who died not in the line of duty but as active members of the FDNY.
"I'll be on vacation, Pudgie, but I'll try and stop by. What time does the game start?" "The game starts at - 'Safe. Safe. You had your foot off the base.' Sorry about that again, Mighty. Another close play. Seven o'clock, Mighty. Gotta go, see ya."
Mighty hit with the Phillies yesterday. Today it's the Twins.
The profit is 570 sirignanos.
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